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"I keep 'em in a bag so them b*tches stay crisp!" - Dashie

About Edit

"Milk, Cookies, Soda, Chips" is a video uploaded by DashieXP way back in the day, made by Dashie and his friends, including John Witherspoon as a cameo, who is actually JD's dad. Consequently, the video became very well known and arguably is what started Dashie onto the road to fame. Dashie states it is the "Best Rap Song Ever". It will most likely appear on Dashie's mixtape in the year 3022. However, due to it being a pretty old (but incredibly significant) piece of Dashie history, many current Dashie fans, particularly the immature ones, have no idea the song exists, even if it is edited into a video such as that one Life is Strange gameplay.

Lyrics Edit

Dashie:

Yo,

This the realest song I ever wrote,

Let me get some,

Milk, Cookies, Soda, Chips

Milk, Cookies, Soda, Chips

Milk, Cookies, Soda, Chips

Let me get a bag so these bitches stay crisp!

Milk, Cookies, Soda, Chips

Milk, Cookies, Soda, Chips

Milk, Cookies, Soda, Chips

I keep 'em in a bag so them bitches stay crisp

Sport:

When I write sixteen,

I want cookies and cream,

Got a sweet tooth,

Need to feed my need,

You know what I mean,

Let yo neck stay froze,

Rather have a handful of some Oreos,

You really can't lose with some Macaroons,

You put me in a room it'd be hard to choose!

Hand me a couple of Milanos that I'ma dip,

Don't forget the chips,

Trying to find a soda that I can sip,

Hey, boo,

When you get time can you,

Pass me an ice-cold Mountain Dew,

Straight from the can, no glass,

I'm a sucker for the snacks,

Better believe that,

This goes out to my sweet tooth crew,

Put your hands to the sky,

Best believe,

We gonna rock this thing,

'Till the morning to the night,

Come on!

Dashie:

Milk, Cookies, Soda, Chips

Milk, Cookies, Soda, Chips

Milk, Cookies, Soda, Chips

Let me get a bag so these bitches stay crisps,

Milk, Cookies, Soda, Chips

Milk, Cookies, Soda, Chips

Milk, Cookies, Soda, Chips

I keep 'em in a bag so these bitches stay crisp!

Yo,

I need to slow down,

These cookies a dollar each,

But I don't give a damn because they gooder than a bitch!

Ha, I like to eat 'em while they crisp,

They a little sweet so hand me a bag of chips!

Man,

I don't like this kind!

All this damn salt,

Rather eat pork rinds,

I know it's the truth 'cause I read it online,

Would order pizza,

But they never on time!

Yo,

Now I'm thirsty as hell!

Let me get some soda (or make it a glass of milk)!

Is this skim?

What you tryin' to say?

I know I gained weight

But I work out every day!

Anyway,

I drink what I please,

I don't give a damn about them calories!

I make them cookies rain something similar to cheese,

I'm broker than a bitch,

Can I get a dollar please?!

Milk, Cookies, Soda, Chips

Milk, Cookies, Soda, Chips

Milk, Cookies, Soda, Chips

Let me get a bag so these bitches stay crisp!

Milk, Cookies, Soda, Chips

Milk, Cookies, Soda, Chips

Milk, Cookies, Soda, Chips

We keep 'em in a bag so these bitches stay crisp!

Distorted:

Milk-M-M-Milk,

Milk, Cookies,

S-s-s-soda, s-s-s-soda, s-s-s-soda, s-s-so, chips! (x2)

Dashie:

Yo,

DashieXP,

Sport...

Yo, we be eatin' thousand dollar cookies!

You know how we do!

Trivia Edit

  • The video starts and ends with segments featuring John Witherspoon.
  • Dashie can be seen wearing jeans in this video, which is very rare. (@2:18)

Link Edit

DashieXP - BEST RAP SONG EVER!! "Milk, Cookies, Soda, Chips!"03:39

DashieXP - BEST RAP SONG EVER!! "Milk, Cookies, Soda, Chips!"

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