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Dreep

Dashie preparing to THREEP!

In the Wii U game Super Mario Maker, right before a level begins, a small, pixelated sprite of Mario from Super Mario Bros. will pop up and make a "threep" sound.

This running gag has been around since episode #20 of Dashie's Super Mario Maker series; before this, he made the "threep" sound with no instructions and exclaimed "shit!" or any other phrase. Whenever Dashie is about to play a fan-made level, he will address the fan by their username and state that he has got something for them. Then he yells, "THREEP!" and gives the fan instructions on how to use the sound, which he refers to as "that shit". In later videos, he instead gives other instructions that do not pertain to "that shit".

Since episode 101 of Super Mario Maker and the beginning of Super Mario Maker 2, all "THREEP" quotes have been submitted by fans who posted their own ideas in the comments section. Although the "dreep" sound was removed in Super Mario Maker 2, instead being replaced by the sound effect of the character jumping, Dashie continues to add it in that series.

Full List[]

I'M DONE WITH YALL! [SUPER MARIO MAKER] [#20][]

  • "DREEP! Put that shit in the freezer; keep it frozen."
  • "DREEP! Give that away to somebody; they'll appreciate it."
  • "DREEP! Put that shit in the microwave and cook it for five minutes!"

WHY THE F#%K WOULD YOU MAKE THIS!!? [SUPER MARIO MAKER] [#21][]

  • "DREEP! Keep that and put that shit in your left pocket. Only in the left one!"
  • "DREEP! Hide that shit under your bed, my boy; don't let your parents see it!"
  • "DREEP! Take that shit, take a picture of it but don't put no filters on it!"
  • "DREEP! Take that shit and sprinkle it on your salad; it'll taste delicious, I promise you."

BETTER CLOSE THAT MOUF!! [SUPER MARIO MAKER] [#22][]

  • "DREEP! Okay, throw that shit in the air but make sure you catch it! Don't drop it!"
  • "DREEP! Take that shit to the supermarket, show it to the cashier; you'll get 50% off!"
  • "DREEP! Put that shit on SoundCloud; it's gonna get a lot of views and hits and shits."
  • "DREEP! Plant that shit in your backyard; it'll bloom in six months."

[HILARIOUS!] I F#%KING GIVE UP ON THIS!! [SUPER MARIO MAKER] [#23][]

  • "DREEP! Take that shit, put it in your hands and roll it like dice, but don't lose."
  • "DREEP! Take that shit, put your number on it; give it to a babygirl, you will get puh."
  • "DREEP! Uh, take that shit, put it in your PS4; it will play!"
  • "DREEP! Take that shit, burn it; it'll smell delicious!"

F#%KING F#%K SH#T B#TCH!! [SUPER MARIO MAKER] [#24][]

  • "DREEP! Take that shit, put it up your nose; it'll clear your sinuses!"
  • "DREEP! Inject that shit into your bloodstream; you will live forever."
  • "DREEP! Put that shit under a microscope; you'll see something amazing!"
  • "DREEP! Put that shit in a spray bottle; it'll clean the fuck out of your windows!"

THIS F#%KING GAME BROKE ME!! [SUPER MARIO MAKER] [#25][]

  • "DREEP! Take that shit, divide it by twenty; it equals infinity!"
  • "DREEP! Take that shit, put it in the dishwasher; lemme know how it works out 'cause I haven't tried it yet!"
  • "DREEP! Take that shit to the Pawn Stars dudes; it's worth a hundred thousand dollars!"
  • "DREEP! Take that shit, put it under your pillow; you'll sleep better than I fucking did!"

ARE Y'ALL FOR REAL WITH THIS SH#T!_ [SUPER MARIO MAKER] [#26][]

  • "DREEP! Take that shit and put it in your remote control; you'll get new channels!"
  • "DREEP! Take that shit before a test; you gonna ace that motherfucker!"
  • "DREEP! Take that shit and hang onto it; when my mixtape come out, you get a free copy!"

HOW IN THE ACTUAL F#%K!__ [SUPER MARIO MAKER] [#27][]

  • "DREEP! Take that shit, throw it in the sky and watch it shine bright like a diamond!"
  • "DREEP! Take that shit, put one eye drop in your eye; you gonna see the future!"
  • "DREEP! Take that shit to the Olive Garden, you gonna get unlimited salads!"

THIS SH#T STRESSFUL AS F#%K!!! [SUPER MARIO MAKER] [#28][]

  • "DREEP! Take that shit to AT&T; you'll get six(tfth) months of free service!"
  • "DREEP! Take that shit and present it to your mom with your report card; she won't give a fuck about the F's!"

F#%K ALL THIS SH#T!! [SUPER MARIO MAKER] [#29][]

  • "DREEP! Take that shit, put it in a box, and ship it to my new house; I need some fucking furniture!"
  • "DREEP! Take that shit and rub it on your hands like lotion...heh, you know the rest. STOP!"
  • "DREEP! Take that shit to Home Depot, buy me some nails 'cause I got a lot of fucking paintings to hang up, but I want my change back!"

PRAY FOR MY BLOOD PRESSURE! [SUPER MARIO MAKER] [#30][]

  • "DREEP! Take that shit to an In-n-Out Burger; it ain't gonna get you shit, but it'll be funny to watch the cashier and everybody else laugh at your ass!"
  • "DREEP! Take that shit and put it in the Nintendo eShop; it'll download every fucking game they got!"

I CAN'T STAND THESE SH#TS!! [SUPER MARIO MAKER] [#31][]

  • "DREEP! Take that shit and present it to a judge if you get sued; you gonna be innocent as fuck!"
  • "DREEP! Take that shit and put it in the Amiibo slot; your Nintendo Wii U is now a Nintendo NX!"
  • "DREEP! Take that shit to the 99 cent store; everything gonna cost you 97 cents!"

LOSING MY F#%KING MIND!! [SUPER MARIO MAKER] [#32][]

  • "DREEP! Take that shit with your vitamins, your diugh gonna be about (pulls out a measuring tape) this big!"
  • "DREEP! Put that shit in your locker combination at school; when you open your locker, all your homework gonna be done!
  • "DREEP! Take that shit and put it on your back while you doing push-ups; you 'bout to be swole as fuck!"

F#%KING UNDERWATER BULLSH#T!! [SUPER MARIO MAKER] [#33][]

  • "DREEP! Take that shit and put it in a cheat code in GTA5; you gonna unlock GTA6(tfth)!"
  • "DREEP! Take that shit and put it up the booty like a suppository; it ain't gonna do shit but... just do it!"
  • "DREEP! Take that shit, laminate it and put it around your neck; you gonna get V.I.P passes to E3!"

[HILARIOUS!] THIS F#%KING RAGE GONNA KILL ME!! [SUPER MARIO MAKER] [#34][]

  • "DREEP! Take that shit and give it to a ghost; that motherfucker will never haunt you again!"
  • "DREEP! Take that shit and put it inside your internet modem; your internet speed gonna go way the fuck up!"
  • "DREEP! Take that shit and mix it in with a batch of cookies, give it to baby girl; she gonna wanna have your baby! Trust!"

THAT'S THAT BULL BULL!! [SUPER MARIO MAKER] [#35][]

  • "DREEP! Take that shit and put it in your gas tank; your car's now electric!"
  • "DREEP! Take that shit and call America's Most Wanted; you gonna get a five hundred thousand dollar reward!"
  • "DREEP! Take that shit and wipe the booty with it; your shit 'bout to be fresh as fuck!"

THIS SH#T IS FULL OF BULL BULL!! [SUPER MARIO MAKER] [#36][]

  • "DREEP! Take that shit and type it into Google search; my entire mixtape gonna download, plus the bonus tracks!"
  • "DREEP! Take that shit and put it up on eBay, that shit gonna sell for a hundred thousand dollars!"
  • "DREEP! Take that shit and put it under your armpits; you ain't never gonna sweat again!"

ALL THESE F#%KING EMOTIONS!! [SUPER MARIO MAKER] [#37][]

  • "DREEP! Take that shit and give it to a Japanese stripper; that bitch gonna change your life!"
  • "DREEP! Take that shit, put it in a bottle of water, shake it up; it's gonna taste like shit, but it's healthy as fuck!"
  • "DREEP! I don't know you, so subscribe to my channel! I don't know..."

YOU MODAPH#%KAS GETTING TOO GOOD! [SUPER MARIO MAKER] [#38][]

  • "DREEP! Take that shit to a cemetery, bury it; all the motherfuckers gonna come back to life!"
  • "DREEP! Take that shit and flush it down the toilet, but not if you got a septic tank; that shit gonna fuck your whole shit up and cost your parents thousands of dollars!"
  • "DREEP! Take that shit and give it to your parents when you get a bad report card; they still gonna whoop your ass, but at least you tried!"

SUPER FRUSTRATION MAKER! [SUPER MARIO MAKER] [#39][]

  • "DREEP! Take that shit and dial it on your phone; you can now talk to aliens!"
  • "DREEP! Take that shit and mix it in Red Bull; drink it, rest in peace!"
  • "DREEP! Put that shit inside your Wii U; maybe you can pass the last fucking stage I just fucking played! Fuck that stage!"

LOOK AT ALL THIS BULLSH#T!! [SUPER MARIO MAKER] [#40][]

  • "DREEP! Take that shit and make it track 1 of your mixtape; you now have a record deal!"
  • "DREEP! Take that shit, dip a chip into it; you are now poisoned! Call 911!"
  • "DREEP! Take that shit and deposit it into my account! Thank you! Don't ask for it back!"

I CAN'T HANDLE THIS SH#T!! [SUPER MARIO MAKER] [#41][]

  • "DREEP! Take that shit to 2014! Give it to Dashie; tell him to calm the fuck down!"
  • "DREEP! Take that shit, put it on your phone; call me later!"
  • "DREEP! Take that shit and put it in a VCR, press play; the little bitch from The Ring gonna come out the TV and fuck you up!"

ARE YOU F#%KING SERIOUS WITH THIS! [SUPER MARIO MAKER] [#42][]

  • "DREEP! Take that shit and put it inside a camera! Look through the lens; you can now see ghosts!"
  • "DREEP! Take that shit, put it as a cheat code on GTA5; you now have GTA6(tfth)!"
  • "DREEP! Take that shit, use it as deodorant, go hug your girlfriend; you are now single!"

THIS IS A F#%KED UP B-DAY GIFT LMAO!! [SUPER MARIO MAKER] [#43][]

  • "DREEP! Take that shit and give it to me for my birthday! Your loss; it was priceless!"
  • "DREEP! Take that shit to Japan, give it to a Japanese baby girl; you can now have セックス (sekkusu - sex)! ありがとう (arigatou - thank you), bitch!"
  • "DREEP! Take that shit and type it in your command bar; you now have Windows 11!"

F#%K THESE LEVELS!!! [SUPER MARIO MAKER] [#44][]

  • "DREEP! Take that shit and throw it in the pool. Hurry up, jump in after it; it can't swim!"
  • "DREEP! Take that shit and put it in your job application; you're fired even before they hire your ass!"
  • "DREEP! Take that shit and clean your shoes with it; your shoes are now ruined!"

I'M SO F#%KING DONE WITH THESE LEVELS! [SUPER MARIO MAKER] [#45][]

  • "DREEP! Take that shit and blow into the cartridge like this! (blows into a cartridge) Your shit is now ruined!"
  • "DREEP! Take that shit and put it in a water bottle like this (puts a straw into a plastic bottle), close it, put it in the ocean; if baby girl find it, you get puh!"
  • "DREEP! Take that shit and put it inside your vlog camera, make a vlog; you now have a 100,000 subscribers!"
  • "DREEP! Take that shit and put around your neck; you can now get backstage at any fucking concert!"

TESTING MY F#%KING PATIENCE!! [SUPER MARIO MAKER] [#46][]

  • "DREEP! Take that shit, digest it! Get the toilet paper (holds a roll of toilet paper), it was laxatives, motherfucker!"
  • "DREEP! Congratulations! You just won my mixtape. (holds up the back side of a CD) Sike! (turns over the CD) It's Mighty No. 9!"
  • "DREEP! Put that shit in your PC! Double click it! All your porn is now erased. You're welcome!"
  • "DREEP! Take that shit, rip it in half! (rips a paper in half) Your loss! It was a check for a million dollars!"

HARDEST F#%KING LEVELS YET!! [SUPER MARIO MAKER] [#47][]

  • "DREEP! Take that shit and put in around your back like a book bag! (puts on a haversack bag) When you get to school, you'll gonna get all 'A's and unlimited puh!"
  • "DREEP! Take that shit, swipe it like a credit card. (swipes two small broken pieces of paper) Your credit is fucked!"
  • "DREEP! Take that shit and type on the keyboard like this! (presses numerous keys on the keyboard) Oops! You just deleted your whole fucking hard drive!"

THIS THAT BULLSH#T!! [SUPER MARIO MAKER] [#48][]

  • "DREEP! Take that shit and put it in Pokemon Go. It just deleted every single Pokemon you caught!"
  • "DREEP! Take that shit and put it in a box. (grabs a box and throws it) Ship it to me. Your loss, it was a gift card for $5000!"
  • "DREEP! Take that shit and give it to baby girl. (pulls out a piece of paper) It's your phone number. SIKE! It's my number, I got the puh now!"

F#%K! I THOUGHT I WAS GETTING GOOD!! [SUPER MARIO MAKER] [#49][]

  • "DREEP! Take your mixtape; dip that shit into oil. (holds up a black disc) It is now a PlayStation 1 game!"
  • "DREEP! Take that shit; drink it! You shouldn't have drank it; (puts a giant googly eye on his forehead) now you got three fucking eyes! "
  • "DREEP! Congratulations! You just won yourself an iPhone 6(tfth)! (holds up the back cover of an iPhone 6) Sike! (turns the cover around) It's only a case, bitch!"

THIS F#%KING LEVEL BROKE ME DOWN!! [SUPER MARIO MAKER] [#50][]

  • "DREEP! Take that shit, break into Link's house. Steal that bitch's Master Sword! (pulls out the Master Sword) Take it to Pawn Stars dudes, it's worth a million dollars!"
  • "DREEP! Take that shit, put it over your mouth like this. (puts a blue tape over his mouth, which muffers his speech) Baby girl will give you puh!"
  • "DREEP! Take that shit; hold it while you're sleeping tonight. You and Freddy Kruger 'bout to be best fucking friends!"

I OFFICIALLY LOST MY F#%KING MIND!! [SUPER MARIO MAKER] [#51][]

  • "DREEP! Take that shit and put it inside a Nintendo! (pulls out an NES and closes the lid) You now have a Nintendo NX!"
  • "DREEP! Take that shit and put it inside a Gameboy Micro! (pulls out a Gameboy Micro) You now have a Nintendo 4DS!"
  • (uninterested and monotonous) "DREEP! Take--just take that shit...I don't--Just keep it. I don't give a fuck..."

I CAN'T DO THIS SH#T NO MORE!!! [SUPER MARIO MAKER] [#52][]

  • "DREEP! Take that shit; bottle it! (pulls out a perfume spray bottle) Do one spray on your neck, (sprays it on himself) it's the puh!"
  • "DREEP! Take that shit; put it in your capture card! (pulls out his capture card) Unplug-- (unplugs the cable on the capture card as the screen cuts to black) Okay plug it back in!" (plugs it back in)

YO! F#%K!! WATER LEVELS!!! [SUPER MARIO MAKER] [#53][]

  • "DREEP! Take that shit; brush your teeth with it! (pulls out a toothbrush and brushes his teeth) All your shits 'bout to fall off!"
  • "DREEP! Take that shit, throw it in the trash! (pulls out a bin and throws a paper ball into it) Wait! (takes the paper ball out) Get the shit back, it's worth a lot of money!"
  • "DREEP! Take that shit, call 555-DASH! Buy one of these joints! (pulls out his bobblehead) Thank you!"

THIS THAT ULTIMATE BULLSH#T!! [SUPER MARIO MAKER] [#54][]

  • "DREEP! Take that shit, put it in the blender for 45 minutes! (pulls out a blender, closes the lid and turns it on) Smoothie so good, guarantee puh!"
  • "DREEP! Take that shit; (lights a lighter) Light it on fire, throw it at your neighbor's house! (throws the lighter) You're under arrest, it was a fucking bomb!"
  • "DREEP! Take that shit; put it in your piggy bank. (puts a coin inside a cardboard box) You now have a million dollars, go buy a fucking house!"

I SERIOUSLY CAN'T F#%K WITH THESE LEVELS! [SUPER MARIO MAKER] [#55][]

  • "DREEP! Take that shit, upload it to your channel. Congratulations, you now have five million subscribers, shit!" (pops a party popper)
  • "DREEP! Take that shit, swallow it! You're fucked, it was a fucking snake! (pulls out a plastic snake) Throw that shit!" (throws it and looks for it anxiously)
  • "DREEP! Take that shit, put it up to your throat! (holds two fingers to his throat) [lowered Satan voice] You can now talk like Satan!"

ARE YOU F#%KING SERIOUS WITH THIS!? [SUPER MARIO MAKER] [#56][]

  • "DREEP! Take that shit, put it up your nose like this! (puts a brush in his nose) You can now smell the future!"
  • "DREEP! Take that shit, spray it before baby girl get there! (sprays a spraying can) Guarantee puh!"
  • "DREEP! Take that shit; (pulls out a toilet paper roll and rips a piece out) Wipe the booty with it! Look at it; you're never gonna get puh!"

SERIOUSLY, F#%K ALL THIS!! [SUPER MARIO MAKER] [#57][]

  • "DREEP! Take a Nintendo! (lifts up an NES) Put a cape on that bitch, (puts a red cloth over it) you now have a Super Nintendo! (waves it around) Get it? Super Ninten-okay stop!"
  • "DREEP! Take that shit right here! (lifts up a small Mega Man helmet) Give it a mushroom! (puts it down and lifts up a bigger helmet) That shit is big as fuck now, pause! See?"

THESE LEVELS ARE BULLSH#T!! [SUPER MARIO MAKER] [#58][]

  • "DREEP! Take some pills! (pulls out and shakes a bottle of pills) Swallow that shit! (a clone of Dashie appears beside him) You now have a fucking clone!"
  • "DREEP! Congratulations! You won an iPhone 7! (holds up an iPhone) Sike! It's an iPhone 6(tfth)! But you can't tell the fucking difference 'cause they look the same!"
  • "DREEP! Take the Xbox controller, (holds up an Xbox controller) dip it in cold water. (holds up an orange Xbox controller) Your shit is now orange!"

THIS IS F#%KING INTENSE!! [SUPER MARIO MAKER] [#59][]

  • "DREEP! Take that shit, hide it in your room! (cuffs a handcuff on his arm) You're under arrest! That shit was illegal!"
  • "DREEP! Take that shit, gargle it like this, pause! (drinks a cup of water and gargles it) Congratulations! You just killed 99% of germs!"
  • "DREEP! Take that shit, do one pump on your hand! (squirts lotion on his hand) Make sure it's late at night, make sure your door's locked, and there ain't nobody else home!"

F#%K ALL THESE LEVELS!! [SUPER MARIO MAKER] [#60][]

  • "DREEP! Congratulations! Here's an iPhone 7! (holds up the back of an iPhone) Sike! (turns it around) It's an iPhone 5 in an iPhone 7 case, I fooled you!"
  • "DREEP! Take these pills! (shakes a bottle of pills) Swallow them. Now you can get rid of your clone! (Dashie's clone disappears) (to clone) Bye, bitch!"
  • "DREEP! Take that shit, throw it over your face like this! (throws a black towel over the camera) Now remove it! (takes it off) ...I'm-I'm-I'm-I disappeared."

I JUST F#%KING CAN'T!! [SUPER MARIO MAKER] [#61][]

  • "DREEP! Take that shit, taste it! (licks his finger) It tastes bad; put a little salt on it! (puts salt on his finger and licks it again) Much better!"
  • "DREEP! Take a wet wipe; wipe the booty! (wipes the booty with the wet wipe) Smell it; (smells it and tosses it away) your shit 'bout to be fresh as fuck!"

ARE YOU F#%KING SERIOUS!!?? [SUPER MARIO MAKER] [#62][]

  • "DREEP! Take that shit, give it to a homeless man! Oh shit! The motherfucker ain't homeless!" (blows a whistle) POLICE!"
  • "DREEP! Take the pills! (shakes a bottle of pills) Swallow them shits! (Dashie's clone appears) Fuck! I swallowed the wrong shits!"
  • "DREEP! Give that shit to baby girl for her birthday. Give her a kiss. (blows a kiss and holds up some packaged cup noodles) Now cook her this for dinner, you are now single as fuck!" (throws the noodles away)

I'M SO F#%KING DONE WITH THIS SH#T!! [SUPER MARIO MAKER] [#63][]

  • "DREEP! Take that shit; now pick a card, (holds a deck of cards) any card. This one? (picks one card) Wrong card, you're dead!" (throws the cards away)
  • "DREEP! Take that shit, put it in a shaker bottle! (shakes the bottle) Shake it, drink it! You 'bout to be swole as fuck!"
  • "DREEP! Take that shit to Foot Locker. Congratulations, you just got a brand new pair of Jays! (holds up a shoe box) Look, check them out, my boy! (takes out two 'J' drawings from the box) I wasn't lying though, look!"
  • "DREEP! Take that shit, make me a good level, please! (pops a confetti blaster) I don't fucking know anymore."

I'M BURNING THIS F#%KING GAME!! [SUPER MARIO MAKER] [#64][]

  • "DREEP! Take that shit; (lights a candle) Make a wish! (closes his eyes and blows the fire out) Your shit ain't never coming-!"
  • "DREEP! Take a chip! (takes a chip out of a bag) Eat it! (eats it) You just gained 50 fucking pounds!"

SERIOUSLY, F#%K THIS ENTIRE GAME!! [SUPER MARIO MAKER] [#65][]

  • "DREEP! Take some Ramune, (takes a bottle and opens it) Drink that shit! (drinks it but it spills everywhere) What the fuck?!"
  • "DREEP! Take some Ramune, drink it! (takes the bottle and drinks it) You now know Japanese, こんにちは (konnichiwa - hello), bitch!"
  • "DREEP! Take two NESes, (takes two NESes) stack them hoes together! You got an NES Pro, bitch!"

I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS SH#T!!! [SUPER MARIO MAKER] [#66][]

  • "DREEP! Take an NES Classic Edition! (pulls out the NES Classic Edition) Oh, never mind you can't! Cause that shit is sold out everywhere! Good lookin' out, Nintendo!"
  • "DREEP! Take that shit, take a picture! (pulls out his phone and takes a selfie) Post that shit on Instagram. Congratulations, you got a million followers!"

THE BULLSH#T NEVER F#%KING ENDS!! [SUPER MARIO MAKER] [#67][]

  • "DREEP! Take a thermometer, put that shit in your mouth, pause! (puts a thermometer in his mouth) Whatever your temperature is, play that shit in the lotto. You ain't gonna win, but the theory is good as fuck!" (drops the thermometer)
  • "DREEP! Take a hand loofah, put that bitch on, (slips a slipper on his hand) put some soap on it. Massage your body w- (rubs his body with the slipper and casually moves his hand downwards) Oh shit...oh! Hold up!"
  • "DREEP! Take a Dachie pluchie! (takes his plushie) They're 10% off. I don't fucking know anymore..."

IM-F#%KING-POSSIBLE!!! [SUPER MARIO MAKER] [#68][]

  • "DREEP! Take some noodles! (holds up a bowl of noodles) Eat 'em! (eats it) You're now fucking Naruto!" (puts on Naruto's headband)
  • "DREEP! Take some dope ass sneakers, (holds up a sneaker) cut 'em up! (cuts them off-screen then holds up a slipper) You now got some dope ass flip flops!"

THESE LEVELS ARE F#%KING INSANE!!! [SUPER MARIO MAKER] [#69][]

  • "DREEP! Take your phone out. (takes his phone out) Play Super Mario Run, but not for too long 'cause Nintendo don't play. Take that shit off YouTube!"
  • "DREEP! Grab a walkie talkie, say "What up, it's Dashie!" (a voice in the walkie talkie responds with "Shut yo fat ass up") (to walkie talkie) Who the fuck is this?"

I FINALLY LOST MY F#%KING MIND!! [SUPER MARIO MAKER] [#70][]

  • "DREEP! Grab some Play-Doh! Make a diugh! (rubs the play-doh into the shape of a sausage) Play with it, pause!"
  • "DREEP! Take my mixtape, (holds up a CD) play it! Oh shit! (sprays a cooling spray on it) The shit is too hot! Call the ambulance--no?"

THESE F#%KING LEVELS ARE STRAIGHT FROM HELL!!! [SUPER MARIO MAKER] [#71][]

  • "DREEP! Take a Kidz Bop CD!" (throws it away)
  • "DREEP! Take a Tickle Me Elmo! Tape that bitch mouth; spray Febreze on him. Throw him!"

OH F#%K!! PLEASE PRAY FOR ME!!! [SUPER MARIO MAKER] [#72][]

  • "DREEP!" (Dashie 2.0) Lose some weight, Dashie! (original Dashie) You lose some weight, motherf#%ker! (other Dashie) f#%k you! (original Dashie) and stay there, bitch!"
  • "DREEP!" (Dashie 2.0) How the f#%k you've beat that level?!?! (original Dashie) F#%k you! I can't stand that bitch."
  • "DREEP!" (Short Silence) That motherf#%ker gone? Dreep! Okay, Happy New Year! Shit! Happy New Year, 2017! I thought he was gonna come out and..."

I CAN'T F#%KING BELIEVE MY EYES!!! [SUPER MARIO MAKER] [#73][]

  • "DREEP!" Take a spider! Let the motherf#%ker bite you, YOU ARE NOW SPIDER-MAN!!!
  • "DREEP!" Take some chips! eat it.... " (slowly eats chips while looking at the level)
  • "DREEP!" Take some chips! Eat 'em! OH SH#T A SPIDER!! Let him bite you again; now you super spider-man! no?"

I DID THE F#%KING IMPOSSIBLE!! [SUPER MARIO MAKER] [#74][]

  • "DREEP!" Take that shit, (blows bubbles) blow some bubbles.
  • "DREEP!" Take a popper (Autoplay notification shows up and shortly, the message "Did i fool you?" appears.). Ok, I'ma apologize for that because I don't know what the f#%k that was, maybe it was too much of this (drinks Redbull).

THIS MODAPH#%KA PLAYED ME!!! [SUPER MARIO MAKER] [#75][]

  • "DREEP!" Take a Nintendo, switch it with another Nintendo. Now you got a Nintendo Switch! No? Okay, I tried.
  • "DREEP! *Phone rings* Answer that call. *Answers his phone* Hello? Yeah, I'ma hit you back. *Hangs up* Don't call them back.

MY F#%KING MIND IS LOST FOREVER!! [SUPER MARIO MAKER] [#76][]

  • "DREEP!" (Takes out a copy of Resident Evil 4 and 3) Take a copy of Resident Evil 4 and Resident Evil 3, put them shits together, you gonna have Resident Evil 7. You're welcome!
  • "DREEP! Take a lint roller, use it. (Rubs himself with the lint roller) No but for real, 'cause my dog was shedding a little bit so I--

I MIGHT F#%KING QUIT AFTER THIS ONE!! [SUPER MARIO MAKER] [#77][]

  • "DREEP! Break into somebody house, go to the laundry room, take the dry sheets, and bounce. "(Holds up a box of Bounce)" No? Okay.
  • "DREEP! (Takes out an iPhone 7 and an iPhone 5) Take an iPhone 7 and an iPhone 5, put them shits together. (holds up an "iPhone 12") Congratulations, you got an iPhone 12. Hello? (puts the "iPhone 12" to his ear) OK, I'll call you back."
  • "DREEP!" (Dashie 2.0): Take a wet wipe, wipe the booty. (Wipes the booty) You're shit 'bout to be fresh as fuck!"

YOU MODAPH#%KAS GETTING TOO CLEVER!! [SUPER MARIO MAKER] [#78][]

  • "DREEP! (holds up an NES Classic) Take an NES Classic, teach that shit Japanese. (holds up a Family Computer) Congratulations, you now have a Family Computer. No? OK."
  • "DREEP! (holds up a USB Drive) Take a USB Drive, put it in your mouth pause. (puts the USB Driver in his mouth and takes it out) You just downloaded your childhood memories."
  • "DREEP! Take a Bonus Stage, do it. I don't fucking know."

I'M PRETTY MUCH F#%KED. [SUPER MARIO MAKER] [#79][]

  • "DREEP! (holds up a Google Home) Take a Google Home. Hey Google, let me get some puh. (Google Home: No way, fat fuck.) (Dashie: That's fucked up!)"
  • "DREEP! (holds up some Pocky) Take some Pocky-- (Past Dashie singing: Pocky and Rocky She tryna suck that cocky Hey, I'ma let her do There ain't nothing you can do to stop me Look, I know that shit sound kinda mean But I checked that bitch ID Trust me motherfucker, she eighteen Hold up")."
  • "DREEP! (holds up some Pocky again) Take some Pocky, eat it. (starts eating the Pocky before getting interrupted by a giant Thwomp about to crush him)."

I HAD ENOUGH OF THIS SH#T!! [SUPER MARIO MAKER] [#80][]

  • "DREEP! (takes out a bunch of plushies) Grab a gang of plushies, hold them tight. Oh shit, your boy's coming. (Homie: Ma boi, plushies?!) (Dashie: Plushies? Hell no, that was for my girl! Shoot, I'm tryna get that puhshie. Huh. No?)"
  • "DREEP! (holds up a grocery bag) Go to Chapoelay, get a gang of food. Now go next door to grocery store, get a gang of toilet paper. (holds up 4 rolls of toilet paper) You gon' need them shits. Get it? Like shit, because you're gonna-- OK, stop."
  • "DREEP! (holds up his computer mouse) Take your mouse, hover that bitch over the like button. Click it. (clicks the mouse) Thank you."
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