"NO, YOU FUCK!!!" - Dashie's common reaction to an enemy pissing him off in-game.
Description[]
In the games Dashie has played, he has encountered many enemies. These people, creatures, objects, etc. try to hinder Dashie's progress in the games he plays. Some villains have merely just been a nuisance to Dashie, others continue to be a very menacing thorn in Dashie's side. Some enemies have even originated from Dashie's skit channel.
Major Villains[]
Dashie Villains that have been the most impactful and personal towards Dashie among his entire Rogues Gallery.
- Barney - Barney is Dashie's second archenemy in his skits. Dashie has encountered Barney lots of times and is one of the few enemies that Dashie is afraid of. Barney hates snitches and especially hates Dashie for snitching on him. Dashie and Barney also somehow seem to know each other (Though no history has been shown exactly) but Dashie has to live with Barney tormenting his life. Barney has even managed to torment Dashie in his gaming channel a few times. One notable moment was in a Super Mario Maker fail where a random person told Dashie that somebody was insulting Dashie. Dashie, at first, wanted to defend his honor and told the random person to bring whoever insulted him and tell it to his face. When it was revealed to be Barney, Dashie shut up and felt instant regret. Because of Barney, Dashie hates the colour purple.
- Donkey Kong - Donkey Kong (AKA Donkey Bitch Ass) is Dashie and Yoshi's main archenemy in his gaming channel. He is also Dashie's biggest rival in his Mario Kart 8 and Mario Kart 8 Deluxe gameplays. Donkey has tormented him endlessly in a vast majority of his gameplays, serving as an eternal rival and main antagonist to Dashie throughout his gameplays of Mario Kart 8. Dashie has raced him, traded vicious glares and insults with him, and even boxed against him in the Olympics repeatedly. It is unknown if their rivalry will ever end. The reason why Donkey Kong is Dashie's enemy is probably due to the MK8 Rival System, which lists DK as an opponent to Yoshi (the other being Toad).
- Triple Shits - An obstacle in the game Geometry Dash and Dashie's tertiary archenemy. They are considered very difficult to jump over because of the length and Dashie always dies by them, resulting in rage. They are a very popular enemy of Dashie that isn't a living character. Then again, maybe they are. They're just very still and just stay in one spot for their victim, much like how a Thwomp would act.
- Clone Dashie - A clone of Dashie that often interrupts and insults the original Dashie during gameplays. Most notably Super Mario Maker. However, lately he has become more affably evil as he seems to begin to sympathize and even defend Dashie most of the time, due to the torment and torture the guy goes through. It could be that Clone Dashie believes that only he should be the one to torment Dashie.
- Lori: Theorized to be an ex-girlfriend of Dashie's. Dashie gets really emotionally intense whenever somebody mentions her name or he accidentally says it himself. The history behind Lori is one of the biggest mysteries on the channel, but thankfully Dashie sang a song about her to give hints to who she is and what caused her to scar him for life.
- Tina - An unseen antagonist that only Dashie seems to know. It could be an enemy from the past. It was revealed in Dashie's "Finding Bigfoot" gameplay that Tina is actually Bigfoot. In Dashie's 87th Super Mario Maker gameplay, he might've let slip that Tina is one of his ex-girlfriends. At 2:53 in the video when he dies, he goes "look at how many... it's raining X's. Here we go. Exes? Tin- STOP!"
- Satan: An antagonist in different games, most notably in Super Mario Maker. Dashie also claims that Satan invented the Geometry Dash level, Fingerdash. In episode 100 of Super Mario Maker, Satan declared, "I'mma kill you tonight, b*tch!" to which Dashie replied, "WE GONNA FIGHT TO THE F***ING DEATH, SATAN!!" And since Dashie is still alive, it is likely that he somehow won the fight. He is also the main antagonist of Cuphead, one of Dashie's favorite games.
- Jason - Jason Voorhees is a major villain towards Dashie. In fact, he used to be one of Dashie's biggest rivals, although their relationship was more of a villainous friendship than anything personal like Barney or Donkey was. Dashie and Jason used to battle each other a lot. Sometimes Dashie would win, other times Jason would win. At the end of the day, Jason would always survive to rival Dashie once again. Dashie is secretly a big fan of Jason, but tries his best to hide it in order to strengthen their rivalry, but he despises it whenever Jason brings Jif over to Dashie's house whenever they're at war with each other. Eventually, Jason even went over to Dashie's gaming channel and began to appear often. In the Friday the 13th series, sometimes Dashie would run from Jason and other times, Dashie and Jason would team up to hunt down other survivors. Lately, Jason has become a major villain once again by going onto every Super Mario Maker level before Dashie does, famously saying, "Jason was here" with half his face on it, thus making Dashie look bad.
- Fox: A animoji Fox that insults Dashie. He is a new villain in Dashie's Super Mario Maker, who has been slowly taking over Clone Dashie's role as the main antagonist, especially on Super Mario Maker 2. He is constantly insulting Dashie and showing disappointment whenever the latter fucks up in a level. Most instances when Dashie is playing Mario Maker, and accidentally ground pounds. Dashie claims it's the controller's fault, which causes the fox to say the opposite, claiming Dashie has fat fingers and keeps pressing the wrong button on the controller. So far, he has been the most antagonizing villain among the Animojis.
- BOP-IT - A toy that frustrates and enrages Dashie. No matter how many times Dashie attempts to destroy it, BOP-IT always comes back one way or another. It may even bring in its relatives to go against Dashie. The device acts as a musical instrument that has a fire beat, but unfortunately you need to time the sound effects just right ,or else you fail. Naturally, Dashie fails miserably against BOP-IT which causes him to rage at extreme levels. Dashie even had to bring in his friends to help him beat BOP-IT at its own game and not even that was enough to defeat it! Though in their defense, it was entirely Dashie's fault for messing up the timing. As a final straw, Dashie attempts to destroy BOP-IT once and for all using a train, but unfortunately, it attacked Dashie from behind and caused them to switch places.
- Jif - A peanut butter that Dashie despises. Everytime he hears the word, or something similar, he would yell, "JIF!!!"
Recurring Villains[]
Dashie Villains that have made more than at least three appearances. Sometimes they act as a nuisance, sometimes they are legit menacing. Not as personal as the major villains, but impactful enough to be iconic in Dashie's Rogues Gallery.
- Piggy-Piggy Dude: Piggy-Piggy Dude, aka Chris Walker, is an unforgettable enemy from Outlast. Probably the most memorable horror video game villain Dashie has faced.
- Lucky McCoy: The host of Family Feud 2021. Dashie despises Lucky for "replacing" Steve Harvey. Throughout the gameshow, Dashie would often give out answers and in the end, Lucky would always act very negative towards Dashie. Stark contrast to Steve who is very kind and cheery towards the contestants. Lucky is extremely rude and always rubs in Dashie's loss in the game. Dashie hates Lucky so much that he literally wants to slap him. Dashie also sometimes called him "Steve" but only because he would rather have Steve hosting the show than Lucky.
- Bus Drivers: As the name implies, Bus Drivers are NPC's who drive buses in Grand Theft Auto V. Dashie has hated bus drivers when he was killed by one and has developed an everlasting hatred. During his gameplays, Dashie always attempts to kill bus drivers upon saying "Well, well, well" and following with either, "What have we here?" or "It's a f#cking bus driver!"
- Bowser: also known as "Bowser Bitch Ass" (occasionally) Hinders Dashie in nearly every Mario gameplay. Although, Dashie seems to have a love/hate relationship with Bowser. He sees Bowser as more of an obstacle rather than a full on rival. However, it doesn't stop Dashie from raging whenever Bowser prevents Dashie from making progress, like his son.
- Kamek: AKA "Playstation Buttons." Repeatedly antagonizes Dashie in multiple Mario games, such as Mario Maker, Mario Maker 2, and New Super Mario Bros Wii U (the former two technically only being regular Magikoopas, but Dashie still considers them Playstation Buttons.) Has recently gotten on Dashie's bad side in an extreme way, often provoking a negative reaction every time he appears and causing Dashie to make remarks such as "I can't STAND this dude, y'all!"
Minor Villains[]
Dashie Villains that have either been a nuisance, a possible traitor or just menacing enough in their short amount of time being antagonists.
- Beibersguardian: A GTA 5 online player who appeared in the episode "SH#T GOT SO REAL!!" Beibersguardian was a troll who attempted to kill his teammates in the mission "Meth'd up" (Dashie included.) Unlike the other players, Dashie refused to go down without a fight, leading to an epic battle\car chase that ranged all over Los Santos. Beibersguardian has not been seen since, though he proved to be a surprisingly clever, dangerous, and persistent antagonist throughout the episode.
- Reading: Something Dashie is very bad at and hates doing.
- Bennett Foddy: An unseen antagonist of the Getting Over It series. He endlessly mocks Dashie with words of wisdom that come out as insults while also playing some sad music when Dashie fails.
- Bouncing Donuts: An obstacle in Super Mario Maker where donut shaped circles are used to make you bounce. Even though Dashie admits they are cute, he despises them.
- Spelling: Including simple words like Oranges and Cats, but according to Dashie, "orenges" & "caats".
- Isabelle: Also known as "Puppy Bitch."
- Gorilla Grodd: An antagonist appearing in Injustice 2. He is the leader of the Society, a group of supervillains. Because of him being a gorilla, just like Donkey Kong, Dashie does not like him.
- Talking Flowers: Flowers that talk in the latest Mario game Super Mario Bros. Wonder, where they constantly talk and annoy Dashie. Everytime they say something, Dashie wants to destroy them.
- Wolverine Bitch Ass: aka Ludwig von Koopa.
- Shawna: Dashie has the same reaction whenever he says "Tina" or "Lori". But he is also doing the reaction whenever he says Shawna in the 77th episode of Super Mario Maker.
- Leah: Thought to be another one of Dashie's heartbreaks similar to "Tina" or "Lori". First mentioned in IT'S FINALLY HERE!! LET'S PLAY [LUIGI'S MANSION 3] [#1] when he was rhyming in his intro. He immediately breaks out into the same motion he does whenever he says Tina or Lori.
- Javelin: First mentioned by Dashie in Mario & Sonic at the Rio 2016 Olympic Games when he was choosing to a part of the game to play, "... I knew a b*tch named Javelin...".
- Armory: First mentioned by Dashie in Remnant: From the Ashes at 18:14 of the gameplay. He said, "Ummm... I actually knew a baby girl named Armory back in the...".
- Ugandan Knuckles Tribe - When Dashie first played the game known as VRChat due to popular demand by the fans, Dashie accidentally spawned in the virtual world of Uganda. Since Dashie was a beginner, he did not know the way which resulted in him being the outcast of Uganda. All of the Uganda Knuckles Tribe spat on him. In part two, whenever Dashie hears someone say, "Do you know the way?" He tries to change the subject or ignore them, due to his humiliation with the Ugandan Empire.
- Hyper & Player - Are online Mario Kart 8 players that were Dashie's competition for the whole video of [HILARIOUS!] I DON'T F#%KING PLAY!!! [MARIO KART 8] [ONLINE]
- Never Be Alone Girl - An unseen minor antagonist in a song called Never Be Alone by TheFatRat. She told Dashie that he'd break her heart and he told her that he doesn't give a fuck. Afterwards, he became annoyed whenever this song played.
- Villager: A new problem in Mario Kart 8 Deluxe. Constantly tries to hinder Dashie lately.
- Nin★Claris (later Nin★Tнηďεя): A Mario Kart 8 Player from Japan who's the main antagonist in THIS B#TCH IS CHEATING!! [MARIO KART 8 [ONLINE] ] she used a technique called "Fire-hopping" on 4 races online (which made Dashie pissed and mad) this allowed her to drive a lot faster and get more speed out of boosting, leading Dashie to think she was cheating.
- Larry Koopa
- Mario: Like his brother, he antagonizes Dashie in Mario Kart, but only rarely.
- Mason: The main antagonist of Blood Breed.
- Wendy O Koopa.
- Emily: The titular antagonist of Emily Wants to Play.
- Chester, Mr. Tatters and Kiki: The other enemies in Emily Wants to Play.
- The Arkham Knight: The titular antagonist of Batman: Arkham Knight. He is revealed to be Jason Todd, the second Robin. Jason seeks revenge on Batman for abandoning him. Personally got on Dashie's nerves by taunting him.
- The Brute: Encountered in Monstrum, this monster chases Dashie when it sees him. The Brute has killed Dashie a few times. The Brute looks like its made of charred flesh and there is what appears to be lava inside it.
- Mark "Boss" Henry: A character and a real-life person, Mark Henry is in WWE 2K15. He beats Dashie in a one-on-one match because Dashie did not know how to get out of a pin. Dashie calls him "Boss". He actually first appeared in 'Mortal Kombat: Bootleg!' in the end, going by the name "Rico". Dashie remembers this, as he says in WWE 2K15.
- The Power-Drill Killer: The main antagonist in Power-Drill Massacre. He has a power-drill which he uses to kill Dashie. His appearance include scary black eyes and red hair.
- Los Santos Police Department
- Octarians (Only in Splatoon.)
- Left-Hand Team of Inklings (Only in Splatoon.)
- Toad: Toad has become an enemy to Dashie. Although he calls Toad: "This little bitch", he still dances to his encounter music.
- Toadette (Only in Mario Kart 8).
- Princess Peach: Although she's mostly on Dashie's neutral level, she was a villain at the end of Dashie's Super Mario Odyssey main gameplay. After all the hard work Dashie had to go through in order to rescue her from being forced to marry Bowser, she decides to abandon Dashie and Mario on the moon with Bowser. Dashie began questioning what would've happened if he had not made the jump towards her. Afterwards, Dashie became very sour towards Peach.
- Baby Peach: Aka Peach Bitch Peach Bitch Peach
- Zombies: Encountered in a lot of games, most recently in Dying Light.
- Carmine Falcone: The main antagonist of the first episode of Batman: The Telltale Series, Realm of the Shadows.
- Robot: A robot owned by Joey. It frequently threatens to kill Dashie and insults him. He only appeared in the 'KILLER ROBOT!' skit. Near the end, he appears to be taller than Dashie.
- Attack-a-Taco drivers: Dashie cannot continue his GTA 5 gameplays without killing the driver of the Taco trucks
- Link A.K.A. Link Pretty Ass the main protagonist of the Legend of Zelda series. He is one of Dashie's Homies and was a temporary enemy when he betrayed him in LINK F#%KING BETRAYED ME!!! [MARIO KART 8] and whooped Dashie's Ass Good 3 times, causing him to declare, "Imma never trust dat bitch again!"
- Peter Chao the Delivery Boy: One of Dashie's rivals in the DashieXP series, DELIVERY BOY
- Upside-Down Shits: In Geometry Dash, the character can be upside-down, which enrages Dashie, as it complicates Geometry Dash even further.
- Old Woman: A stock image of an old lady (from the back) that shows up in some of his Super Mario Maker Edits and constantly insults him.
- Train Driver: Along with "Attack-a-Taco drivers" and "Bus Drivers" Dashie also hates Train drivers in GTA V. His attempts to kill them usually end with him missing and being hit by the train or him hitting his shot and killing the train driver.
- Baby Mario : In Dashie's Mario Kart 8 gameplays, Baby Mario is referred to as "Baby Bitch" or "Baby Bitch Baby Bitch Baby bitch Mario" after Baby Mario passes him or "fucks him up" as Dashie would say. Dashie has also used the "Baby Bitch" insult for the other baby characters such as Baby Luigi, Baby Daisy, and Baby Rosalina.
- Cheetah : A minor antagonist in Injustice 2. Whooped Dashie's ass twice; it's clear that dis b#tch is a problem!
- Lil G: Main antagonist of the Mario Kart 8 Deluxe episode, "ME VS EVERYBODY! THESE PLAYERS AIN'T PLAYING!!" Along with the "twins," caused Dashie a lot of trouble getting that W. Dashie describes him as a "strong opponent."
- Legalize R*pe: An antagonist in two of Dashie's live streams, both in Friday the 13th, becoming an antagonist in both of the gameplays. He is mad at Dashie for using an open microphone, says rather rude comments, and consistently tries to kill him, either as Jason or just as a fellow survivor.
- Granny : The main antagonist of her namesake game. Dashie really wants her to make him cookies.
- Shy Guy : Used to be a Homie until he betrayed Dashie and ruined his 4-win streak in Mario Kart 8 Deluxe.
- Lew : is a master mariomaker player that always seems to take the world record for almost every Dashie themed level. Dashie seems to have a love/hate relationship with lew.
- Lisa : (Disguised by Saturn Gaming Guy) A Mii from Mario Sports Mix commercials raiding Dashie's Mario Kart 8 Deluxe stream.
- Mr. X : A major antagonist in Resident Evil 2. Hunts down Dashie through most of the game.
- Nemesis: Nemesis is the main Monster from Resident Evil 3 and Dead by Daylight Games, hunts down through out the full resident evil 3 game(the remake) but he did not beat in Dead by Daylight. Nemesis was referenced in a video called "I DECIDED I'M TAKING A BREAK AFTER PLAYING THIS LEVEL... [SUPER MARIO MAKER 2] [#42]" at around 35:17. although he wasn't referring to as "The" Nemesis. he meant the Level is his Nemesis, but Nemesis' screams "S.T.A.R.S!!!!" in the background at 35:22.
- JESSIEisBOSS1997: A GTAV player that pestered Dashie in GTA 5 ONLINE: MORE CHAOS W/ DownRageGaming
